Jokes:
Did you see that Mick Jagger & Keith Richards were clawed to death by a giant parrot?It's like killing two Stones with one bird.
The Rolling Stones aren't as young as they used to be.
Rumor has it that they're working on a new album called "Steel Wheelchairs"
Tracks include:
Hey! You! Get Offa My Barcalounger!
Let’s Take A Nap Together
I Can’t Get No Circulation
It’s Only Dulcolax but I Like It
Help Me Up!
Gimmie a Tax Shelter
Brown Splenda
19th Hip Replacement
Limpin' Jack Flash
You Can't Always Chew What You Want
She’s So Old and
Nursing Home Women
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: The Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World.Known informally as: Rock'n' Rolling Stones.
Parody Recordings:
July 12 "Anybody Seen My Dickies" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Anybody Seen My Baby" by The Rolling Stones
Apr 22 "Ain't it Black?" by Jim Rotondo a parody of "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones
Tribute to Jack.
Feb 27 "Interaction" by Jim Rotondo a parody of "Satisfaction" by Rolling Stones
Sep 17 "Bush Shoulda" by Stormin Norman the nag a parody of "Brown Sugar" by Rolling Stones
Apr 20 "Titanic" by Matthias a parody of "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones
Mar 6 "Sympathy for Hussein" by Steve Bryanrt a parody of "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones
Nov 1 "The Quack" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones
Apr 21 "Mild Courses" by Merry & Pippin a parody of "Wild Horses" by Rolling Stones
